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  • Mayonaise shouldn't be a default condiment

    Does anyone else hate mayo? I find it disgusting. I don't eat anything like tuna-salad or chicken-salad or anything mayo-based and I hate having it on my sandwiches.

    So why does every damn restaurant in the world put mayo on everything unless you say not to.

    I'm usually pretty careful about it, but I ordered a BBQ Burger today. Silly me I thought with BBQ sauce on it it wouldn't have a big fucking slathering of mayo too. Nope, still mayo-ed.

    It's just annoying. Every time you order something you haven't ordered before you have to ask them if it comes with mayo and then ask them not to put it on there....and then about 30% of the time you have to hand it back to them and say "this was supposed to be without mayo" anyway.
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    Never had that problem.
    then again here in the Netherlands we have good mayo.

    Fun fact Hellman's for example can't put mayonnaise on its jars because it does not meet the ingredient standards to be classified as mayo.

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    • #3
      I'm not the biggest mayo fan, but the only place I have an issue with it is at subway, where they seem to insist on filling the sandwich with it.

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      • #4
        Ew...a bbq sandwich with mayo on it? Ick. You should have asked for your money back. :/

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        • #5
          Originally posted by Deidre View Post
          Ew...a bbq sandwich with mayo on it? Ick. You should have asked for your money back. :/
          Right? And that's the problem, you have to be flawlessly vigilante.

          I wouldn't expect a siracha burger to have mayo on it, it's got siracha......just like I wouldn't expect a BBQ burger to have mayo...it has BBQ sauce.

          I think it's frustrating because I really should know better. You can never assume because apparently everyone but my family loves the stuff.
          "...but when she goes off you, she will not just walk away, she will walk away with your fucking skin in a jar." ~~ DoctorRandomercam
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          • #6
            Originally posted by Braytac View Post
            Never had that problem.
            then again here in the Netherlands we have good mayo.

            Fun fact Hellman's for example can't put mayonnaise on its jars because it does not meet the ingredient standards to be classified as mayo.
            I'm pretty skeptical that I'd like even the "good" mayo. Just hate the stuff....it ruins everything it touches for me.
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            • #7
              Originally posted by Mifune View Post
              Right? And that's the problem, you have to be flawlessly vigilante.

              I wouldn't expect a siracha burger to have mayo on it, it's got siracha......just like I wouldn't expect a BBQ burger to have mayo...it has BBQ sauce.

              I think it's frustrating because I really should know better. You can never assume because apparently everyone but my family loves the stuff.
              lol I know. ^_^

              The best thing to do (that I do) is order everything without anything on it. (and then if they want to have the stuff on the side, they can do that) Even salads, I order them plain. I'll put the dressing on myself. lol I eat healthy, so, when I eat out - just don't want my lunch/dinner drowning in condiments, dressings, etc.

              Siracha...now that stuff's yummy. lol

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              • #8
                Mayonaise is not a default condiment, it's a gender bigot!

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                • #9
                  i used to HATE mayo
                  now i love mayo
                  i make my own mayo


                  i invite people to search for EDTA which is found in most canned goods and in mayo. and find out what that shit contains ;]


                  Originally posted by Braytac View Post
                  Fun fact Hellman's for example can't put mayonnaise on its jars because it does not meet the ingredient standards to be classified as mayo.
                  ahh hellman's has mayonnaise written all over it's jar..youre thinking of miracle whip.........
                  Originally posted by MatrixTransform
                  where were you before you put yourself last?
                  Originally posted by TheNarrator
                  Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

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                  • #10
                    I generally do oil and vinegar unless the sandwich is for some reason supposed to have mayo on it, like maybe Tuna salad or something.
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                    • #11
                      cold steak sandwich.
                      some kind of sweet/spicy jam like cranberry hot pepper or raspeberry..
                      mayo
                      spinach
                      cracked black pepper.
                      on toasted french bread over a cast iron pan..not a toaster.


                      i'm sorry but mayo rocks.
                      Originally posted by MatrixTransform
                      where were you before you put yourself last?
                      Originally posted by TheNarrator
                      Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

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                      • #12
                        Hey Mifune....if you're not gonna eat that ...you know...like stop playing with it and just give it me?
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                        • #13
                          Originally posted by MatrixTransform View Post
                          ..like stop playing with it and just give it me?
                          meanwhile mifune is playing with his dick.

                          enjoy matrix.
                          Originally posted by MatrixTransform
                          where were you before you put yourself last?
                          Originally posted by TheNarrator
                          Everywhere I travel, tiny life. Single-serving sugar, single-serving cream, single pat of butter. The microwave Cordon Bleu hobby kit. Shampoo-conditioner combos, sample-packaged mouthwash, tiny bars of soap. The people I meet on each flight? They're single-serving friends.

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                          • #14
                            I would like to try the stuff Alton Brown makes in his show "Good Eats." At least I know what it's made of.

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                            • #15
                              Originally posted by TheNarrator View Post
                              meanwhile mifune is playing with his dick.
                              Lucky guess.
                              "...but when she goes off you, she will not just walk away, she will walk away with your fucking skin in a jar." ~~ DoctorRandomercam
                              "The laws of man, they don't apply when blood gets in a woman's eye" - The Black Keys

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